Time Warner Cable Guide Poetry Corner

Wednesday 8 P.M.

A beating death leads to teenagers.
The men undergo a body shave; two are eliminated.
A man has 24 hours to find his kidnapped son.
African prince and royal sidekick come to Queens.
The city becomes a glittering wonderland for dreams.
The hunting and survival methods of the polar bear.
Charlotte; brooch; chest of drawers.
Fifty million people are plunged into total darkness.
Proposing; skydiving; flooded street.
A man seeks revenge against a bully.
A female party-goer claims self-defense after killing her attacker.
Un complot de intriga y secretos oscuros.
A herpetologist helps a detective track her flushed-away pet, now a king-size mutant called Ramone.
An escaped convict evades the police and a hit man who thinks he is someone else.
Yucatan lime soup; seviche; chicken; chocolate-banana desserts.
The bride wears stripes; the flower girls wear gorilla suits.
Groom's sister thinks the bride is a killer.
New Yorkers look into a neighbor's death.
A seductress blackmails a married salesman.
Detective exits coma, enters murder mystery.
A private eye cannot seem to get away from a gambler and his no-good girlfriend.
Adam's disturbed friend abandons his family.
Behind the scenes; animals in rehearsal.
Deaths caused by spontaneous combustion.
The most notorious weather events in recent years.
A busy man's wife has their porch renovated.
The weatherman tells of his gastric bypass surgery.
New Jersey Cardinals at Staten Island Yankees.
Pyramids of Egypt.
Latest news and action from the world of golf.
Adrenaline pumping sports.
A couple needs help with a large basement.
A boor causes trouble during Hanukkah.
Un hombre intenta vengarse de un asesino.

Comments

[JMH]

.....See, even Time Warner's cable guide has better content than Charter!

.....Too funny!

JH

[Jim]

Very nice. I've often thought that these would work well as fortune cookies too. My favorite was for Multiplicity (with Michael Keaton.)

"Scientifically-engineered duplicates complicate a man's life."

Ah yes. I've said that many times.