Speak, Lindsay Lohan, vs. Shut Up, Kelly Osbourne. Are the two would-be pop tarts really that diametrically opposed? Uh ... well, here's Lohan on her feud with Hilary Duff:
"I mean, [Duff's] doing great. I'm a fan of hers. My sister loves her," the 17-year-old Lohan said on ABC's "Good Morning America" on Tuesday. "I just wanted to let her know I have no problems and neither should she. We were friends."
Now, compare with Osbourne on her tiff with Christina Aguilera:
Christina Aguilera is the most disgusting human being ever. She has an amazing voice. But she's a cunt.
Owtch. Well, at least she mentioned the amazing voice. See also Why Can't We Be Friends vs. Get Away From Me.
Now I know you frequent gawker.com, BlogMaster, so I can't believe you passed up the chance to mention that the curvaceous Ms Lohan lost her handbag in an NYC bar recently. Rumo[u]r has it that the Fendi carry-all contained not just her CA driver's license and obligatory black AMEX card, but also a vial of white powder and a gold straw.
http://www.gawker.com/news/culture/lindsay-lohan/index.php#lindsay-lohans-misplaced-purse-but-was-it-a-fendi-027079
Posted by: Enrique Bana | December 07, 2004 at 03:53 PM
Saw that. Certainly amusing, but not really relevant to the diva bitchery analyzed above ...
Posted by: chris m | December 07, 2004 at 10:54 PM
stop this lohan please
Posted by: ross | June 08, 2005 at 02:59 PM
LINDSAY USED TO BE REALLY PRETTY... NOW SHE LOOKS LIKE AN OLD HAG.
Posted by: SPAZ | August 01, 2005 at 03:52 PM