I'd love to do a long post about Jessica Roy, the
17- 20-year-old blogger who rocked the New York media crapiverse by calling out a party as lame and the party attendees as lamer. All quite true, and true of most other parties here and elsewhere, as various party attendees and their confederates have claimed. The response by (non-attendee though confederate) Choire Sicha is predictably funniest, though it's odd to see him compelled to fend off a screed by someone [almost] half his age. At least Roy's other victims -- solidly and smugly in the their mid-20s -- finally have someone to feel jaded toward. At this point, I'd like to reiterate that I'm older than Choire and yes, even older than Alex Balk. [Note: Alex would you like you to know he's actually younger than Choire.] But who cares? One thing that reveals all this drama as triviality: a doorknob. Let me show you it, motherfucker.